If I’ve ever published an entry and immediately knew I had more to say, it was this time! Feel free to comment. I LOVE a good debate! If you agree or disagree, I would love to hear!
I also believe…
…there’s nothing more cleansing than an ugly, snot bubble cry or a fat roll jiggling, belly laugh with tears included.
…grief has it’s own timeline that you don’t get to dictate.
…the happiest sad moment of your life is when your baby is grown, lands their first “real” job and you realize they really are moving out.
…it’s okay to walk away from your cell phone on your personal time for as long as you want; they are not mandatory.
…you can say “no” without guilt when your sanity is in question.
…visiting with an elderly person is the most fulfilling history lesson you will ever receive.
…the low carb and Keto diets are my only ways to eat AND stick with a diet. Yum!
…that as you sing in the choir, your face should not look pained.
…that if you’re a Social Worker, you are destined to have some crude, rude, tasteless humor floating around in your brain. Know your audience before sharing!
…not everyone uses the talent they were given.
…a hot fudge Sunday can be supper every now and then.
…just because you’re attracted to someone doesn’t mean they’re your soulmate, it might just mean you’re attracted to them.
…if you can tell your social worker what the programs are, you can apply for them yourself. I’m here to empower, not give handouts.
…if you’ve never had a full body massage, goodness, get one scheduled!
…if you’ve never sent your spouse a risqué text you might be boring.
…you should mix mayonnaise and ketchup together for a splendid dipping sauce for your French Fries.
…if you don’t have sauce all over your mouth and fingers, your wings aren’t as good as mine.
…you need to have that one thing you do every week with your spouse, of which you allow nothing to get in the way.
…you have to have a sense of humor in this life or you’re gonna go crazy!
There may be more later, but for now I think we’re out of coffee. Thank you so very much for joining me around the coffee pot. ~paula
I LOVE READING YOUR BLOGS!!! They make me laugh and cry!!
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Aaaaaaw. That means I’m doing my job!!! Ha!!! Thank you so much for reading! Love you much my friend!
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